Watch DJs tell us the grossest thing they’ve seen in a club

From accidental vomits to misplaced excrement and couples getting a little too close on the dancefloor, there’s a lot of ways clubs can get very icky very fast. We’ve all seen our share of bad behaviour at night – just look at those stories from Melbourne’s Revolver – but no one’s seen more than the DJs, who spend their working hours perched over the rest of us with a view from the booth.

So when Future Music Festival rolled into Sydney last weekend, inthemix was sure to hit up a bunch of artists on the bill for their clubbing horror stories. The Prodigy, Martin Garrix, Darude, Art Department and more were all kind enough to relive the grossest thing they’ve ever seen in a club for us, and you can watch it all below. But be warned: these stories are seriously NSFW.

Future Music Festival rolls on to Melbourne, Brisbane and Adelaide this weekend for their second round of shows. Drake and Avicii are headlining alongside The Prodigy, but this year’s bill is huge all the way down, with Knife Party, Seth Troxler, Die Antwoord and stacks more all playing. Grab the last tickets through the website now and watch a slighty less R-rated interview with Martin Garrix below.