"Remember when dance music was fun?"
House and techno fire for your USB.
Security didn't quite know how to handle the influx of Gerald piñatas.
"For The Chainsmokers, soul-searching is a myopic exercise."
Underworld last night was a "once-in-a-lifetime" experience.
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"Remember the golden rule - you can never be hungover if you're still drunk."